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Quotes by April Winchell

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My bedspread isn’t washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I’ll have to throw it out.
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Your body is a temple, whether you’re a Jew or not.
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Let’s stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
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I always like to get local music when I’m in another country.
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I know you aren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead.
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I’d like to run for office someday, but I’m afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
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Like every aspect of cancer I’ve weathered thus far, today’s experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
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I am severely distracted these days. It’s hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I’ve given away a ton of them.
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.
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